SCEPTILE DIES AGAIN

one day, the three brothers were talking about pokemon xy, the new pokemon games coming out... and mega kangaskhan. duh.
blaziken: kangaskhan, mawile and i are going to be the new stars of pokemon xy!
SWAMPERT: IF ONLY IF I HAD A MEGA!!!!!!!!!!!
sceptile: i will get a steel-type mega with huge power, and i will have more speed!
blaziken: it would make sense if you became less fast, since steel... have you seen aggron?
sceptile: aggron is slow.
blaziken: who is the fastest steel type?
sceptile: mega sceptile lucario. 112 speed stat.
blaziken: sceptile i knew it
sceptile!: be grateful you have speed boost, blaziKEN!
blaziken: why did you pick pokemon y, sceptile?
sceptile: remember, yveltal oblivion wing beats geomancy big time.
blaziken: dark is weak to fairy. try again?
sceptile: what if yveltal knew a steel or poison type move?
[BLAZIKEN KILLS SCEPTiLE]
blaziken: SCEPTiLE DIES THEN.
swampert: sceptile! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swampert cries over the killed sceptile. a flying manectric says hi.
blaziken: actually, i do wish sceptile was part steel type... so that i could use all the fire type moves on him. or maybe make him part ice or bug type. i say bug because sceptile bugs me.

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treecko: sceptile! where are you?
grovyle: i don't know where he is, treecko!
treecko: OH MY GOD!!
sceptile walks in injured.
sceptile: blaziken hit me with a sledgehammer.
torchic: you deserved it. you bugged blaziken about you not having a mega evolution. combusken is awesome too.
sceptile: only blaziken got the mega.
mudkip: don't worry! in the next game swampert will get a mega!!!
marshtomp: let's hope so!
treecko: okay.
GROVYLE: AHH!