sceptile interviews the xy creators

creators of pokemon xy: good morning sceptile.
sceptile: good morning. so pokemon x and y is the first pokemon game in 3d, am i right?
creators: yes.
sceptile: is it true that sceptile doesn't have a mega evolution?
creators: yeah. when it comes to mega evolution, sceptile is like last priority, so yeah.
SCEPTILE: WHAT!?
creators: nothing. yeah, sceptile and swampert don't have megas but blaziken does. why? blaziken vs lucario!
sceptile: blaziken and lucario still didn't end their rivalry, and this is why they got megas but not ME.
creators: don't worry. swampert doesn't have one either
sceptile: swampert demands one.
creators: swampert looks ugly.
sceptile: like you don't look any better.
creators: S C E P T I L E WHAT!?
sceptile: guess which starter i'll pick.
creators: froakie. you, swampert and blaziken will pick the same starter for once... no wait... you all picked treecko when playing rse.
sceptile: treecko has speed. speed is priority!
creators: i see.
sceptile: i always picked the fastest starter. generation 1 i picked charizard, generation 2 cyndaquil, generation 3 (take a wild guess), generation 4 chimchar, generation 5 snivy, and now... generation 6, froakie!
creators: so you're a speed trainer, sceptile?
sceptile: duh. can you give sceptile a mega?
creators: no. what do you think of pokemon amie?
sceptile: you get to pet your froakie. and it's cute actually. it means friend in french.
creators: your friend, blaziken, thinks of it as an opportunity to fondle your braixen.
SCEPTILE: BLAZIKEN!!
blaziken: what is it, sceptile!?
sceptile: not AGAIN!
creators: your other friend, swampert, cried in joy.
sceptile: swampert is so cute.
creators: what do you think of wonder trade?
sceptile: filled with commons.
creators: what do you think of super training?
sceptile: pretty nice. you get to ev train your pokemon.
creator: what do you think of blaziken?
SCEPTILE: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
creator: okay, calm down sceptile. what do you think of froakie?
sceptile: once it becomes a badass greninja, blaziken THEN will realize how superior sceptile is to him!
creator: so, what's your favorite mega evolution?
sceptile: mega alakazam. just look at that speed stat!
creator: how badly do you want a mega evolution, sceptile?
[SCEPTILE CRIES IN HIS PILLOW]
blaziken: mega evolution just wasn't made for you, sceptile...