SCEPTILE DIES AGAIN

one day, the three brothers were talking about pokemon xy, the new pokemon games coming out... and mega kangaskhan. duh.
blaziken: kangaskhan, mawile and i are going to be the new stars of pokemon xy!
SWAMPERT: IF ONLY IF I HAD A MEGA!!!!!!!!!!!
sceptile: i will get a steel-type mega with huge power, and i will have more speed!
blaziken: it would make sense if you became less fast, since steel... have you seen aggron?
sceptile: aggron is slow.
blaziken: who is the fastest steel type?
sceptile: mega sceptile lucario. 112 speed stat.
blaziken: sceptile i knew it
sceptile!: be grateful you have speed boost, blaziKEN!
blaziken: why did you pick pokemon y, sceptile?
sceptile: remember, yveltal oblivion wing beats geomancy big time.
blaziken: dark is weak to fairy. try again?
sceptile: what if yveltal knew a steel or poison type move?
[BLAZIKEN KILLS SCEPTiLE]
blaziken: SCEPTiLE DIES THEN.
swampert: sceptile! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swampert cries over the killed sceptile. a flying manectric says hi.
blaziken: actually, i do wish sceptile was part steel type... so that i could use all the fire type moves on him. or maybe make him part ice or bug type. i say bug because sceptile bugs me.

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treecko: sceptile! where are you?
grovyle: i don't know where he is, treecko!
treecko: OH MY GOD!!
sceptile walks in injured.
sceptile: blaziken hit me with a sledgehammer.
torchic: you deserved it. you bugged blaziken about you not having a mega evolution. combusken is awesome too.
sceptile: only blaziken got the mega.
mudkip: don't worry! in the next game swampert will get a mega!!!
marshtomp: let's hope so!
treecko: okay.
GROVYLE: AHH!

BLAZIKEN WARS

blaziken: xerneas or yveltal?
sceptile: yveltal. duh.
BLAZIKEN: SCEPTILE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
[INTRO]
blaziken: xerneas is a fairy type. fairy types beat dark types you idiot!
SCEPTiLE: SAYS THE ONE CRAZILY GOING AROUND WITH HIS MEGA EVOLUTION!
blaziken: scepTiLE! SCEPtile! come on, you don't even DESERVE ONE!
scepTiLE: hey, blaziken, yveltal is more badass!
blaziKEN: but yveltal can die to XERNEAS!
scepTiLE: blaziken, yveltal oblivion wing
blaziKEN: geomancy increases speed!
sceptile: first of all, no offense, blaziken, xerneas, looks real gay! and i don't accept that!
blaziken: sceptile, please don't do it! xerneas is better!
scepTiLE: blaziKEN~ YVELTAL OBLIVION WING IS SUPERIOR TO GEOMANCY!
blaziKEN: sceptile, please, this is too much!



like swampert doesn't exist.

sceptile interviews the xy creators

creators of pokemon xy: good morning sceptile.
sceptile: good morning. so pokemon x and y is the first pokemon game in 3d, am i right?
creators: yes.
sceptile: is it true that sceptile doesn't have a mega evolution?
creators: yeah. when it comes to mega evolution, sceptile is like last priority, so yeah.
SCEPTILE: WHAT!?
creators: nothing. yeah, sceptile and swampert don't have megas but blaziken does. why? blaziken vs lucario!
sceptile: blaziken and lucario still didn't end their rivalry, and this is why they got megas but not ME.
creators: don't worry. swampert doesn't have one either
sceptile: swampert demands one.
creators: swampert looks ugly.
sceptile: like you don't look any better.
creators: S C E P T I L E WHAT!?
sceptile: guess which starter i'll pick.
creators: froakie. you, swampert and blaziken will pick the same starter for once... no wait... you all picked treecko when playing rse.
sceptile: treecko has speed. speed is priority!
creators: i see.
sceptile: i always picked the fastest starter. generation 1 i picked charizard, generation 2 cyndaquil, generation 3 (take a wild guess), generation 4 chimchar, generation 5 snivy, and now... generation 6, froakie!
creators: so you're a speed trainer, sceptile?
sceptile: duh. can you give sceptile a mega?
creators: no. what do you think of pokemon amie?
sceptile: you get to pet your froakie. and it's cute actually. it means friend in french.
creators: your friend, blaziken, thinks of it as an opportunity to fondle your braixen.
SCEPTILE: BLAZIKEN!!
blaziken: what is it, sceptile!?
sceptile: not AGAIN!
creators: your other friend, swampert, cried in joy.
sceptile: swampert is so cute.
creators: what do you think of wonder trade?
sceptile: filled with commons.
creators: what do you think of super training?
sceptile: pretty nice. you get to ev train your pokemon.
creator: what do you think of blaziken?
SCEPTILE: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
creator: okay, calm down sceptile. what do you think of froakie?
sceptile: once it becomes a badass greninja, blaziken THEN will realize how superior sceptile is to him!
creator: so, what's your favorite mega evolution?
sceptile: mega alakazam. just look at that speed stat!
creator: how badly do you want a mega evolution, sceptile?
[SCEPTILE CRIES IN HIS PILLOW]
blaziken: mega evolution just wasn't made for you, sceptile...

SCEPTILE DIES

one day, the three brothers were talking about pokemon xy, the new pokemon games coming out... and mega blaziken. duh.
blaziken: what do you think of my mega?
swampert: i want one!
sceptile: if i, sceptile, get a mega, it should become part steel-type, have pure power, and have a huge boost in the speed stat!
blaziken!: sceptile, you should get TRUANT, and become part ice type.
sceptile: but abomasnow will cry!
blaziken: that's even better!
[sceptile beats up blaziken]
swampert: wait! how about me!
[swampert cries]
blaziken: who will you pick as your starter?
sceptile: froakie!
blaziken: froakie too!
swampert: froakie three! swampert so happy!
blaziken: for once we all agree on something... anyways, swampert and sceptile...
sceptile: i picked pokemon y because of yveltal. what games did you pick?
blaziken: i picked pokemon x.
swampert: i picked pokemon y.
blaziken: why did you both pick pokemon y, sceptile and swampert?
sceptile: yveltal's oblivion wing is way better than xerneas' geomancy...
blaziken: xerneas' geomancy makes xerneas faster than yveltal.
sceptile: but what if i kill xerneas BEFORE geomancy can happen?
[BLAZIKEN KILLS SCEPTILE]
blaziken: except in this case, sceptile is xerneas.
holy fuck! did you expect that, swampert?
swampert? you ok?
swampert!

~ made with love from manectric, salamence, walrein and garchomp ~

270 - fighting aggron

i have beaten stage 269. gligar was unusually easy.

so we've got this aggron icon right over here.

pretty neat, huh?

so i have this mega camerupt from an event. holy salamence. i have never felt so good.
now let's fight aggron~
so aggron disrupts with blocks, rocks and barriers. thankfully i have an event reshiram too, and the event talonflame. however i don't really have anything good for the rocks, so i decided to use hariyama! (THAT STAGE WAS ALSO CANCER)
yeah, i hate you aggron. however, i did beat it on the first try; with 2 moves left!
holy fuck - 7% percent to catch this motherfucking aggron! (I DIDN'T CATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING AGGRON)
tympole coming up in the next episode!