one day, the three brothers were talking about pokemon xy, the new pokemon games coming out... and mega blaziken. duh.
blaziken: what do you think of my mega?
swampert: i want one!
sceptile: if i, sceptile, get a mega, it should become part steel-type, have pure power, and have a huge boost in the speed stat!
blaziken!: sceptile, you should get TRUANT, and become part ice type.
sceptile: but abomasnow will cry!
blaziken: that's even better!
[sceptile beats up blaziken]
swampert: wait! how about me!
[swampert cries]
blaziken: who will you pick as your starter?
sceptile: froakie!
blaziken: froakie too!
swampert: froakie three! swampert so happy!
blaziken: for once we all agree on something... anyways, swampert and sceptile...
sceptile: i picked pokemon y because of yveltal. what games did you pick?
blaziken: i picked pokemon x.
swampert: i picked pokemon y.
blaziken: why did you both pick pokemon y, sceptile and swampert?
sceptile: yveltal's oblivion wing is way better than xerneas' geomancy...
blaziken: xerneas' geomancy makes xerneas faster than yveltal.
sceptile: but what if i kill xerneas BEFORE geomancy can happen?
[BLAZIKEN KILLS SCEPTILE]
blaziken: except in this case, sceptile is xerneas.
holy fuck! did you expect that, swampert?
swampert? you ok?
swampert!
~ made with love from manectric, salamence, walrein and garchomp ~
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