Sunday, September 24, 2017

BLAZIKEN WARS

blaziken: xerneas or yveltal?
sceptile: yveltal. duh.

BLAZIKEN: SCEPTILE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
[INTRO]
blaziken: xerneas is a fairy type. fairy types beat dark types you idiot!
SCEPTiLE: SAYS THE ONE CRAZILY GOING AROUND WITH HIS MEGA EVOLUTION!
blaziken: scepTiLE! SCEPtile! come on, you don't even DESERVE ONE!
scepTiLE: hey, blaziken, yveltal is more badass!
blaziKEN: but yveltal can die to XERNEAS!
scepTiLE: blaziken, yveltal oblivion wing
blaziKEN: geomancy increases speed!
sceptile: first of all, no offense, blaziken, xerneas, looks real gay! and i don't accept that!

blaziken: sceptile, please don't do it! xerneas is better!
scepTiLE: blaziKEN~ YVELTAL OBLIVION WING IS SUPERIOR TO GEOMANCY!
blaziKEN: sceptile, please, this is too much!



like swampert doesn't exist.

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